Welcome beloved Patron to the Free For All games designed just for you and just another fun PERK!
Definition of free-for-all:
A competition,and or fight open to all Patron's and usually with no rules : brawls expected: and chaotic situations resembling a free-for-all especially in lacking rules or structure.
  • Rules...there are none.  I just said that...
  • How many are available of each product?  Quantities are set at viciously low amounts to cause havoc, hurt feelings, and the excruciating pain one might feel when ones toe gets stepped on and mashed into the carpet, under the weight of a one ton elephant. Wait, what?
  • When will new product be added? Weekly. That is the only clue you will get. Come back often and check in to grab it!
  • Can someone take it from my cart while I'm shopping and check out with it causing me to lose it? YES! Mean huh?
  • Do I need to use my Patron code to check out with it as I usually do? What section do you think you are in, duh? I mean...YES!
  • Will there ever be physical product in this section? Geez, you are so greedy and needy. YES! On occasion to replace the contests we had I will be giving away physical product to reward only those who support the site.
  • I missed getting a copy of something in here. Will it be back in here again?  If I beg whine and moan will you give it to me? Hell no. But don't worry you have a site wide discount all year that matches your Patron donation, so don't forget to use that little lovely and check out with the things you missed with a discount.
NOW WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? SOMEONE JUST TOOK WHAT YOU WANTED...